March 2012
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Leahpalooza
My friend Hails and I were just talking about parties, weddings, pending bashes we intend on throwing ourselves, and I let her in on a little piece of the past we like to call Leahpalooza. For four (or five, I can’t remember…t-shirts didn’t come until year three) years, each August I would throw a ME party. It was called Leahpalooza.
It involved a shit load of my friends, a...
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Truth
I was just flipping through my planner to write in the company shut down for the week of July 4th. My eyes drifted over to Sunday, the 8th and I realized that I have Kevin Bacon’s birthday in my date book. HAHA, I don’t remember doing that.
But of course I do! Why am I surprised?! And I wonder why people think I’m nuts.
Also, it’s been far too long since we’ve...
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“It may not have made a difference, but maybe it did. The maybe is why we’re...”
– Ignite Strength
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“I could give you one good reason.
You could be my winning season.”
– better than ezra - “burned”
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Favorite Little Pleasures
-Classico Spaghetti Sauce (usually in Spicy Red Pepper).
-Opening up your game(s) of Words with Friends and it being your turn.
-Phoned In To-Go Food Orders that “will be ready for pick up in 5 minutes”.
-40% off day at GAP and Banana outlets.
-The frequency with which “Footloose” plays on TBS.
-The arrival of outdoor Concert Season…almost enough to offset...
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Morning Train Wreck
…at 5am…my Saline Mist looks suspiciously JUST FUCKING LIKE my Contact Lens Solution. JUST LIKE.
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“Be careful who you open up to. Only a few people actually care, the rest are...”
– Unknown (via edatrix)
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“In my dream last night you were engaged, training for a marathon, and worked at...”
– Text I just got from one of my BBFs and College roommate Sarah (“Bobo”).
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Truth
They’ve started carrying Hawaiian Punch downstairs in the cafe. I’ll be diabetic by Friday.
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Weekend.
Friday:
-NC State game…we lost. I may or may not have cried a little. Not for the loss, but because I’m proud and I wanted it so bad.
-Post game late night until 9 am. NINNNEEE AM.
Saturday:
-NINNNEEE AM. (duh, Saturday was a wash)
-Watched THREE movies and napped A LOT. I HIGHLY recommend you see “Carnage” AND “Like Crazy”.
Sunday:
-Parents in...
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Just Sayin'...
FOR THE RECORD, I was not pulling against UNC last night. But, if you don’t think these are funny, get over yourself… It’s the duty of a NCSU fan.
karma.
poetic.
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NC / SC Boarder Isn't Where People Thought It Was →
The sooner we figure this out, the sooner we can start workin’ on the fence…
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Get Real
**Conversation I had last night with one of my best friends, Kate. She's in a serious relationship and continues to rib me about my "lack-there-of".**
KATE: Leah, exactly how many guys think they're dating you right now?
ME: ONE!!
KATE: Leah Angel Greenwood. That's a lie. How many?
ME: Okay, two.
KATE: ...
ME: No more than three.
HA! You make a good point girl. It probably is a little more common with those “good ol’ boys”. Your comment about cheese dip cracked me up. I assure you it was straight SKOAL. I see you bad boy…
shesagoodegg replied to your post: Trouble in Paradise
Ew! Dip like tobacco-in-your-lip? Or cheesy dip? I’ve never been to Texas, but I kind of assume cross-wearing is much...
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Trouble in Paradise
So, here’s the latest on my Texas-love-affair…
You like how I’m assuming ya’ll are UBER invested in my fantasy love life?
So I was a little worried because we were talking and he pulled up a chair and this chain fell out of his shirt. And the necklace had this medallion thing on it with a big cross cut out. NOW, don’t get me wrong…I am a Christian and...
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UPDATE
(On Hottie McDream Face)…
PERSONAL cell phone numbers have now been exchanged.
It’s worth mentioning he has one for work.
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OMG
I have to share…I am in Austin, TX at a partner site this week. There are three managers here that I work with and one in particular. I mean like EVERY DAY, talking on the phone, emails, text…and we’ve gotten to know each other. But we had never met. UNTIL TWO HOURS AGO…
And guys…
He could be a Calvin Klein model.
Hottest thing on two legs.
And no wedding...
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heeereskatie asked: Tell us about seeing The Boss!!
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Truth
Springsteen concert is TONIGHT. I will probably LOSE IT if he plays “Thunder Road”.
Either way, I’ll definitely be sobbing.
Cheers!
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AMAZING Weekend
In bullets…
FRIDAY
-NCSU won! Woop, woop! My mighty Wolfpack are an 11th seed who are HUNGRY! And to quote Julius Hodge, “When we hongry we EAT!”
-Went to Chapel Hill to defend our Trivia Championship title from last year against 10 teams from UNC. We, appropriately named TEAM WOLFPACK, kicked their snotty unc asses won.
-And because I was drunk and EXTRA...
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Exhaused.
Murphy Belle (the wolfpack dog) and I are EXHAUSTED. Clearly.
Perfect weekend.
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Putting me to SHAMEEE
I am no longer even in the RUNNING for biggest NC STATE FAN. My friend Linc just found THIS:
Someone loves NCSU that much. THAT much. I’m in awe. *Throws Hands in the Air*
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NCAA-yyy-ohh!
I have lost my mind and declared it bring your son or daughter WOLF to work day! In efforts to officially become the craziest fucker in the office most supportive fan ever, I decided Mr.Wuf could represent in RTP today. BIG game for the Pack at 12:40pm today. BIG GAME!
We’re the RED and WHITE from N! C! STATE! …. GO STATE!
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T-minus 2 Days til St.Patrick's Day
You know what that meannnnssss…..
Cah-Bahms! (read: Irish Car Bombs). Here’s how you do it, Team Greenwood style:
Guinness and Jameson and Baileys, oh my!
Anonymous asked: Hey Buddy, a little package should arrive on your porch tomorrow! I'm really excited about this one, hopefully you will be, too! love, bubbly, kevin bacon, and a NC State win, tb
theyearoflaura asked: I had a really hard time figuring this out, but I'm guessing you have NCState winnning it all? :) I hope you'll have your tutu on for all of the games.
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Truth
I don’t know how many of you have been following this blog long enough to know this…but I’m a Narcoleptic. (Yes, yes, when you, “just fall asleep whenever”…though there’s a little more to it than that.)
I haven’t had an episode in over 2 years (thanks to a very very strict sleep schedule and twice-a-day meds for the last 13 years.)
Well, I just...
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Leahland, episode 47.
This week in “shit that happens to me that I swear happens to NO ONE ELSE EVER”…
Some fucker funny guy friend of mine thought it would be HILARIOUS to sign me up for an online dating site. The only problem? Oh I dunnoooo…how about NO ONE INFORMED ME! I didn’t know until I started receiving emails. (Side note: next time don’t use my ACTUAL email address.)
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Grammar Seduction.
heeereskatie:
When a dude emails you and he intentionally rearanged a sentence not to end with a preposition.
My friends do this for me because they don’t want to be chastised for the 457th time out of love.
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Tuesday
- I got 12 hours of sleep last night. TWELVE. I feel amazing. Also, the eye twitch is gone…maybe it was just exhaustion.
- SOMEONE signed me up for a dating website. My friends think they are hilarious.
- I have an insanely addictive personality. I’ve decided I just need to become addicted to working out and eating celery…you know, rather than beer bongs and napping.
- I...
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Truth #2
So you know when you get that little involuntary and annoying as shit eye twitch from time to time? WELL, I’ve had one in my right eye since motherfucking FRIDAY.
I finally took the time to Google research what could be causing said tic and how I might get rid of it, only to find it is caused by:
- Lack of sleep/Tiredness
- Alcohol
- Caffeine
- Stress
GUYS!!!!!!! My eye is gonna...
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“50/50 I’m going to walk behind you guys and start singing “Kiss the...”
– Maks and his idle threats and attempts at a love connection between myself and this guy who i think is awesome dude.