This Love Ain’t Free
Prior to breaking me down to the point that I lose all common sense and cave, therefore agreeing to be in a relationship being my significant other there are a few things you should know:
- We will be watching Almost Famous, The Royal Tennenbaums, and Pulp Fiction TWICE every time they are screened. Once without Director Commentary, once with.
- To the idiot naked eye, me sans make up might look like another person who is on their death bed not feeling so well. You get exactly ONE ‘get out of jail free card’ for asking if I’m sick just because my eye lashes aren’t caked in mascara. One.
- Not roses. Not chocolate. Champagne.
- This is my dance space blanket while sleeping, that is your dance space blanket while sleeping.
- It is irrelevant that you don’t enjoy my favorite neighborhood bar, the Goat. No one is going to make YOU drink there.
- I’m not doing a Bubba Gump impression. Recognize that THIS is my pout. Act like it’s adorable and FIX IT!
- We can go to whichever movie you’d like. You can pick every…single…time. Seriously! But narcoleptics don’t do well in dark places…so you’re just going to have to get use to the fact that, for me, it’s a $10 nap.
- Not dancing is not an option.
- Oh, it’s your sister’s wedding? Funny, it’s also NC STATE FOOTBALL SEASON! See you Sunday.
…and you wonder why it never lasts…. ;)
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itsalwaysb said:
Love this!! Can we date?
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